Jordan meets an artist
(Jordan is walking down the hall, pointing to people while cradling and talking to her mosaic of Ty)
Jordan: And I love you, and I love you, and I love you (but not more than you Tybear) and I love- WHO ARE YOU HI?
Artist: Oh, ummm, hello, I'm... Colette.
Jordan: Colette... THAT IS THE COOLEST NAME EVER, WHAT DO YOU DO ARE YOU NEW HERE DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND I'M NOT A LESBIAN I PROMISE OR AM I HAHA.
Colette: I... Thanks, I do visual art, and I'm new here. And no, I don't have a best friend, but I don't think I want you to be it.
Jordan: What? You don't love me? (Did you hear that Ty, she doesn't love me!)
Colette: I'm sorry, but we've just met and you're creeping me out a little. I'm just trying to adjust to the natural vibe of this place. Does everybody sing and dance here?
Jordan: Well, no-
(Ben walks by, belting Evita, Lexy sashays past them, does a triple pirouette into death drop, and continues on)
Jordan: ... it depends on the circle you hang out in.
Colette: Whoa, that's so cool! I just draw stuff-
Jordan: CAN I SEE IT
Colette: You must promise to stay 3 feet away from me at all times.
(Crossing her fingers) Jordan: YEEEEEEEEEEEEES. (Looks at pictures) OH MY GOSH YOU'RE SO TALENTED YOU'RE FIERCE.
Colette: Oh, thank you :) And fierce?
(Snapping, as if to an unheard Miles Davis song) Jordan: Oh yeah...
Colette: At my old school, the only people that said fierce were the gays and the Australians...
Jordan: Oh, well, we have a bunch of gays hereOMG YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WITH AUSTRAILIANZ!?
Colette: Ye-
Jordan: SAY SOMETHING. IN (sexy voice and shoulders) AUSTRALIAN VOICE.
Colette: ... Crickey.
Jordan: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! THAT IS SO LEGIT!
Colette: Is there anyone normal here?
The Talking Wall: It depends what you classify as "normal".
Colette: Holy hell did that wall just talk!?
Jordan: Yep, FWAFA's magical?
Colette: And everyone's gay?
Jordan: If you throw in excellent academics you have FWAFA in a nutshell!
Colette: So... if I was gay... I wouldn't be judged?
Jordan: Not in the least!
Colette: Oh... I ask becau-
Jordan: OH MY 3RD TESTAMENT WIELDING GOD, YOU ARE GAY. (Grabs Colette in chokehold, literally squeezes life out of her) I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BEING OUT YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY AND I TOTALLY HAVE A LESBIAN FRIEND WHO WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU.
(In between gasping for air) Colette: What- besides the fact- that she's a lesbian- means that- I and she- would be compatible?
The Talking Wall: Actually it's she and I, even on your deathhug you want good grammar.
Colette: I- apologize-
Jordan: WELL, SHE'S HILARIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL AND SHE'S LIKE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME!
Colette: Jordan- I'm going- into- a bright- light- I see Cher-
The Talking Wall: You mean God?
Jordan: Oh, am I hurting you? (relaxes the grip that could make steel cry)
Colette: (gasping) Hey- so that- Rebekah girl?
Jordan: YES!? DO YOU LOVE HER?
Colette: If she's nothing like you- I can't wait to meet her.
Jordan: I'LL GO GET HER LESBIANS BABIES HERE I COME! (Jordan rushes off, leaving Ty mosaic behind)
Ty Mosaic: Kill yourself.
(Colette jumps back with a scream)
Colette: A talking painting!!
Ty Mosaic: She separated my soul into 7 parts-
Colette: Like Harry Potter?
Ty Mosaic: Yes, put 1 piece in this mosaic, one piece in another picture she has of me on her ceiling, and put the other 5 parts back into my body. Kill yourself now.
And Colette climbed on the roof of the school and jumped off, only to land in Jordan's arms once more.
Pretty much sums up my life. Especially with Death Note and Ouran. <3
^^^
Oh, fandom fox.
jesus christ another perfect gpoy
/siiigh
Do you mean MY LIFE [ no kidding but yeah no i know the feel ]
